On Sunday, March 3rd, an angry alpha wolf was convicted of allegedly walking out on his starving wolf pack. It started early that morning, when he came back empty-pawed after supposedly being out “hunting” for three days. Anonymous sources from neighboring groups stated that the male was seen acting suspiciously -- sulking around the mulberry bush, sleeping behind weeds, wandering to the edge of the forest, and the like. When he returned without any prey for his starving alpha female and pups, they were furious. In the candid picture above, you can see the female wolf nipping the leg of her partner in angry, dazed by hunger. “Her pups were squealing in fear,” says a shocked reporter, “it was terrifying. I thought they were dying.” The three pups were taken into custody after the incident. The whereabouts of the adult mates are unknown. “It was scary. This shouldn’t happen to any kind of parents,” says Carla, age 12, in Missouri. Updates on the story will follow at 6.
3.19.2013
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On Sunday, March 3rd, an angry alpha wolf was convicted of allegedly walking out on his starving wolf pack. It started early that morning, when he came back empty-pawed after supposedly being out “hunting” for three days. Anonymous sources from neighboring groups stated that the male was seen acting suspiciously -- sulking around the mulberry bush, sleeping behind weeds, wandering to the edge of the forest, and the like. When he returned without any prey for his starving alpha female and pups, they were furious. In the candid picture above, you can see the female wolf nipping the leg of her partner in angry, dazed by hunger. “Her pups were squealing in fear,” says a shocked reporter, “it was terrifying. I thought they were dying.” The three pups were taken into custody after the incident. The whereabouts of the adult mates are unknown. “It was scary. This shouldn’t happen to any kind of parents,” says Carla, age 12, in Missouri. Updates on the story will follow at 6.
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